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Q. Why couldn’t Jonah trust the ocean?
A. Because he knew there was something
fishy about it.
Q. Who was the greatest financier in the
Bible?
A. Noah; he was floating his stock while
everyone was in liquidation.
Q. Where was Solomon’s temple located?
A. On the side of his head.
Q. Where is the first tennis match
mentioned in the Bible?
A. When Joseph served in Pharaoh’s
court.
Q. What excuse did Adam give to his
children as to why he no longer lived in
Eden?
A. Your mother ate us out of house and
home.
Q. What did Adam say on the day before
Christmas?
A. It’s Christmas, Eve!
Q. How does Moses make his coffee?
A. Hebrews it.
Q. How do we know Peter was a rich
fisherman?
A. By his net income.
Q. Who were Gumby’s favorite Bible
characters?
A. Shadrack, Meshack & AhBENDago.
Q. Who was the smartest man in the
Bible?
A. Abraham. He knew a Lot.
Q. Why didn’t they play cards on the
Ark?
A. Because Noah was standing on the
deck.
Q. Who was the fastest runner in the
race?
A. Adam, because he was first in the
human race.
Q. Why did the unemployed man get
excited while looking through his Bible?
A. He thought he saw a job.
Q. What animal could Noah not trust?
A. Cheetah
Q. Who was the greatest comedian in the
Bible?
A. Samson. He brought the house down.
Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he
married?
A. Ruthless.
Q. On the Ark, Noah probably got milk
from the cows. What did he get from the
ducks?
A. Quackers
Q. Which Bible Character is a locksmith?
A. Zaccheus.
Q. Which Bible character had no parents?
A. Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Q. Where is the first baseball game in the
Bible?
A. In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam
stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The
Giants and the Angels were rained out.